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Nineteen, Florida, overzealous fan. Expect nothing but a whole lot of pretty boys, bad jokes, and porn.

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The family business

fulbruh:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

  #allie kohai    #lololol    #avengedataft  
teacher: alright fold your papers in half
entire class: hot dog or hamburger
  #yeahh    #lololol  

straystuff:

Peter Bernardone is the most unappreciated character in this show

He was smart in his own way and he’s the only one with pure intentions from start to finish

He didn’t try to kill the person he hated the most but he tried to show how him how it feels to be trapped instead and that tells a lot about Peter’s character

  #Peter Bernardone    #Hannibal    #season 2  

Please don’t take my sunshine away.

  #oouucccchhh    #;-;    #Fullmetal Alchemist    #anime  

drake & josh

season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
  #lololol    #drake and josh  
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loky-sexual:

Supernatural season 9 gag reel

  #jfc    #supernatural    #season nein    #gag reel  
  #Brendon Urie    #Panc! at the disco  

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  #Chris Evans    #chris hemsworth    #lololol    #avengers    #marvel    #comic stuff  

mishasminions:

I read an article about The Big Sleep (1946) where they had to hint at the sexual exploits of Carmen Sterwood because censorship wouldn’t allow them to say that she’s been doing pornographic photo shoots. So they put her in a “Chinese dress in a Chinese chair”. During that period in Hollywood, people understood that “Chinese” was code for “immoral or deviant”. Anyway, point is, mentioning “Chinese” was supposed explain that she did porn.

So now you get the joke.

  #misha collins    #jensen ackles    #guys pls    #lololol    #supernatural    #gag reel    #misha fucking collins  

assassinregrets:

assassinregrets:

NO

ONE

SWEATS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

HAS MORE PETS THAN WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE OUTLINES MORE CHALK SILHOUETTES THAN WILL GRAHAM

"I USE ANTLERS IN ALL MY INVESTIGATING"

OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE DREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

CHOKES BACK SCREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE’S COMING APART AT THE SEAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

"I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT HALLUCINATING"

OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM

  #jfc    #lololol    #Hannibal    #Will Graham  
  #hannibal    #lololol    #Will Graham  

axmxz:

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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  #omg    #lololol    #hannibal    #Will Graham